All kids jokes from 2019

Everyone has the water up to their necks, except Heiner, who is smaller.

All children are afraid of the nuclear war, only not Walter, who is at the counter.

All children play with dynamite, except Alexander, who breaks it apart.

All children go on a hike into the glacier, only not Malte, which disappeared into the column.

All children watch cowboys – just not Hasso, he hangs in the lasso.

All children were born. Just not Bernd, he was removed.

All children ride roller coasters – except Klaus, who flies out.